The audit your agency can't run on themselves
In 4 minutes, see every move your agency has actually made in your account — every campaign, every creative, every quiet week they charged you for anyway — and what it's costing you. Free. No catch. Whatever it shows is yours to keep.
9 days — no human activity
£3,100 spent while nobody looked
A receipt from a real audit, details changed.
Most founders never check. They pay £3–4k a month and hope.
The ones who look find the same thing every time: agency prices for a £500-a-month media buyer juggling 40 other accounts. Not one bad agency — the whole industry, costing you thousands a month.
Right now, your account is probably leaking money you can't see.
Almost every account we audit was — quietly, every single day, while the owner kept paying the retainer.
90 days of spend — the days nobody watched
Green: watched. Clay: your money, running unattended.
What your audit tells you
Every human touch in 90 days, counted — separated from the automated rules that run themselves.
Each gap between what the data demanded and what your agency did, priced — with the maths shown.
Questions they can’t wriggle out of, backed by a timestamp and a number they can’t dispute.
How it works
One click, pick your ad account, done. Meta’s own view-only permission — nothing we could change if we tried.
It pulls the full activity log from the ads API and cross-references every silence against your results.
It opens on screen the moment the engine finishes — and a copy is waiting in your inbox.
The open question
How many times did your agency actually touch your account last month? Go on — guess. Then find out. Most founders are off by a mile.
Your guess
The log's answer
Every day in the dark is another day it costs you. Four minutes ends it. What are you waiting for?
There are two kinds of ecommerce founders.
You, right now
Assuming your agency is doing a good job.
Paying every month, hoping it's being earned — with no way of knowing either way.
Where you could be
One of the smart ecommerce owners — the ones who check. The ones who check keep their money.
If you've said even one of these out loud this quarter, this page is for you.
“The report looks great every month. My bank account disagrees.”
the cherry-picked report
“I'm paying them thousands — and somehow I'm the one chasing for updates.”
you became their project manager
“The expert who pitched me hasn't touched my account since the sales call.”
the junior handoff
“Every answer is jargon. CPMs, "learnings", "iterating". Never money.”
the smokescreen
“They promised the world in month one. It's month nine.”
over-promised, under-delivered
“I ask what they did this week and the answer is "optimising".”
the invisible work
“I want to leave, but they're holding my ad account and my pixel.”
the hostage setup
“Honestly? I don't think anyone is watching my money at all.”
the dead hours
The audit answers every one of these — with a timestamp and a number.
of brands want to fire their agency within the next 6 months
of owners believe their agency cherry-picks the numbers in the report
say they can’t see any real return from their digital marketing
The difference between those owners and you? You're five minutes from the receipts.
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Your retainer, divided by the changes they actually make. That's the going rate for a click.
£313
per click of a button
You're guessing the changes. The log knows. That's the audit.
Every action ever taken in your account — what changed, when, who did it. We pull the full history straight from the ads API. Your agency can't edit it, and they were never going to show you.
The audit turns the raw log into plain English — every finding is one sentence and one number.
Not our opinion — their own timestamps, cross-referenced against your results. If the log says they did a great job, that's what your report will say.
Each one: what the data demanded, what your agency actually did, and what the gap cost.
“Your return collapsed on March 12th. The first time a human touched your account was March 21st.”
A receipt from a real audit, details changed. Yours are generated from your account's own log.
The ones who run their agency on faith — and the ones who've read the log.
Before the audit
Five minutes after
Stop paying thousands a month for “trust us”.
One audit. All of it free, all of it yours — whether or not we ever speak.
The verdict, in one line
Damning, mixed, or clean — the straight answer to "is my agency doing its job?"
Every receipt, timestamped
What happened in your account, what your agency did (or didn’t) about it — pulled straight from the ads API
The money, working shown
What each gap conservatively cost you — every figure with its maths underneath
Your real £-per-change number
The retainer maths from the calculator above — done with your actual data, not a slider
The 90-day picture
Every day of spend coloured by return, dotted with every human touch. One image, whole story
What we’d do differently
Specific to your account — the first moves an always-on media buyer would make, not a template
A copy in your inbox
Yours to keep, forward to a co-founder — or put in front of your agency and watch their face
Optional: two more weeks of watching
One click on the report and we keep monitoring, and tell you what happens — or doesn’t
Name, store URL, email. Twenty seconds — we read everything else straight from the log.
One click, pick your ad account, done. (Or do it manually inside your own Business Manager:)
View performance
read the log & results — nothing else
Manage campaigns
never requested
A few minutes later your report opens on screen, and a copy lands in your inbox. What the log shows is what you get.
The honest-no promise: if the log shows your agency is doing a genuinely good job, your report will say exactly that — and we'll tell you to stay with them.
“I ran an ads agency. I know exactly which three days of the month the work happens, who actually touches the small accounts, and which numbers make a bad month look fine. That's why this audit reads the log instead of asking your agency for a report.”
Keira Sandhu — founder, AdboardRuns her own ecommerce brand. Built the thing she'd trust with it.
From the inside
Clients assumed daily attention. Most accounts got looked at a couple of times a week — if that.
From the inside
A surprising amount of the month’s “work” happened in the three days before the report was due.
From the inside
The smallest retainers got the newest juniors. The senior who won the pitch moved on to the next pitch.
Partner access to your ad account with 'View performance' only, from your own Business Settings. It's the same read-only key you'd hand an accountant. You can remove it any time in one click.
Then that's your report: a clean audit and our advice to stay put. Roughly speaking, a well-run account produces zero receipts — and we publish that verdict as proudly as the ugly ones.
Some founders who read their audit ask us to run their ads instead — an AI media buyer watching the account around the clock, checked by senior humans, for a fraction of a retainer. That's the business model. The audit is yours either way.
If you're an ecommerce brand spending roughly £2k+ a month on Meta through an agency (or freelancer), yes. Below that the log is usually too thin to be fair to anyone.
That's more common than you'd think — and it's a finding in itself. Start the audit anyway and choose 'I can't get access' on the connect step; we'll show you how to get your account back.
About five minutes end to end. The report renders on screen the moment the engine finishes, and a copy goes to your email.
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human actions
0
within 48h
£4,300
gap cost
Your report, five minutes from now.
Four minutes from now, you'll see every move your agency has actually made — and exactly what last month's retainer bought. Whatever it shows is yours to keep, and no report will ever fool you again.
Why today, not next month: faith renews itself monthly — on your card. If the log shows what it usually shows, waiting a month costs another retainer paid for silence. If your agency's good, five minutes buys you peace of mind. Looking wins either way.
One honest limit: the audit is automated, free, and always will be. The human walkthroughs afterwards aren't — Keira takes a handful a week, and fresh audit readers get first refusal.